Dear Reader(s),
I won’t lie when I say that having a kiddo is one of the main reasons I started doing this. It’s a cliche, but it’s a good one. The experience has paid off in laughter and tears, and copious amounts of art.
stalling – do you like horses? because you’re really good at…
bound – when House of Pain sang about it I don’t think they realized this what they were referencing, but then, Kidz Bop didn’t use to even be a thing
posteriority – butts are the pinnacle of humor, and if you disagree, you need to stop lying to yourself
Maybe subscribe? To my Substack? I haven’t even sent anything out on it yet. Just a few comments you have to be logged in to see. How bad could it be?
May you assemble a child’s bike someday,
—jr
