Updated: 1/23/2025
This list will be updated on an ongoing basis as new, great band names are discovered. It is possible that some of these names are so cool, they are already in use; I will indicate such if I find out that this is the case.
You are welcome and encouraged to submit your own suggestions in the comments section below!
- Meat Buggy
- Siloed Functions
- Heartwolf – already has a fictional history including their 1987 “Lover of the Pack” Tour, based on the eponymous hit song
- Flattening Master
- The Spinning Impellers
- Flange
- Flangé
- Pug
- Flowers for Petey
- Squinge
- Karen Attack!
- Plunger – turns out to be a real band; for bonus points they have a guitarist named “Strider”
- The New Units
- Poolboy
- Get Carter!
- Neon Mustang